Batting Confidence

Talking with Isaac about hitting strategies in the dugout before his game:

Me: Isaac, it’ll be just like in practice the other day.
Isaac: Yep. I’m confident and determined!

He certainly has no lack of self control….

I bet you’re glad to have me on your team

At baseball practice the other night…

Isaac to his new coach:

I bet you’re glad to have me on your team!

Of course, the coach told me he also said to him

My dad says I’m going to be the best player on the team!

I’m very glad he has such high confidence, but I never once told him that!

Han Solo and Princess Leia

Isaac: “Han Solo has a flash on Princess Leia.”
JM: “I think you mean ‘a crush’, Isaac.”
Isaac: “Right. Han Solo has a crush on Princess Leia.”

White Blood Cells

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isaac, quotes

Mommy to Isaac: “If you keep doing that you’re going to get a cold.”
Isaac: “It’s a good thing I have white blood cells… “

Isaac and Advertising

Scene: Watching the Stanley Cup playoffs on a lazy Sunday afternoon.
Event: Commercial break.
Results: Isaac: “Dad! It’s the Bud Light bottle you can write your name on!”
Conclusion: We’re in trouble.

"Look at that statue! It can hold pancakes!"

Says Little Man…..

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Little Man: “If my hand was as big as this van, I’d be freakin’ out!
(pause)…. What’s “freakin’ out” mean?